A Word to the Nasty

Alright folks, I gotta give everyone a little lesson about coming in to get a haircut.  I know I know, what is there YOU are supposed to do? Aren't you just supposed to sit there and get beautified?! Yes, mostly....HOWEVER, if you want to get a good haircut there are a few things YOU have to do.  ONE- While getting your haircut, don't cross your legs.  The stylist will think they got the length perfectly straight, and then realize your legs are crossed and have to fix it, because it WILL be off.  SECOND- try not to tilt your head.  Everyone has a natural tilt- its very funny actually.  I have it too, and the stylist will probably have to straighten  your head a couple of times, but if you were aware of it, maybe you'd get a little better. Now, finally, THREE, and most importantly, DON'T, I repeat, DON'T come with your hair over two days old dirty and say you don't want it shampooed!! ITS DISGUSTING!!!!!! Second day washed hair isn't sooooo bad.  I can handle it.  But when it gets dirty it starts to smell HORRIBLE and feel nasty, you might think yours doesn't get smelly, but TRUST ME! IT DOES!!! You're just used to the stinky smell because its with you every second of the day getting smellier and smellier.  Today, I cut this guys hair, who obviously hadn't washed his hair in a long time, and if I had strong gag reflexes I would have been doomed!!! Even his skin around his neck and ears that I had to touch were SOOO oily and nasty I was getting sick to my stomach.  But what did I have to do? Just hold my breath and not think about it.  Of course I still gave him a good haircut, but come on guyyyys! WASH YOUR STINKIN HAIR! or at least let me do it! 

Alright, so let me sum the important points up so everyone's got it.  NO crossing, No tilting, ANNND WASH YOUR STINKIN HAIIIIIIIIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! alright?! alright! When you see little oil scales and flakes coming off your head, you are LONG over due people! NO one, i repeat, NO ONE wants to be around that nasty hair.  So, please don't make me run my fingers through it! alright, that is all.