its official-im a Utah-ard

I officially am a Utah-ard. I signed over every bit of me to utah today. I FINALLY got my Utah Cosmetology License (which was a headache and a whole other story), and have a Utah Drivers License. Not only does it show that I am a resident, i do everything that the crazy utah people do. I go to all the BYU events, scream and cheer for a Football team that is no good, speed on the freeway (otherwise I'd be CRUSHED TO DEATH!), run every yellow light i see, live in BYU housing that has been here since the 1800's or something, walk to church, shop for church merchendise at walmart, trick or treat a day early with every other little kid running around, and work at a place where people ask me about conference or relief society without asking me first if I am a member.

So I guess it's official....IM A UTAH-ARD! but you cant make fun of me, because you've all been one too!